WHO SAYS MERCENARIES DON'T ROCK?

You've all heard the stories of folk for hire to the highest bidder... Those manly mercs who laugh in the face of danger and whose best girl is named Vera. Well the Mid-South Browncoats have found such a soul who has signed on to kick butt, take names and drink Mudder's milk. And he's doing it his way, showing us that deep down inside that dirt encrusted, money grubbing bod, there's a sensitive side (or is that a dyslexic side since he's payin' us?)

So okay everyone, sing along with me - 0/` "The hero of Memphis... the man they call:

AARON FOSTER
Mercenary-For-Hire

We thank you for taking the time to come out of your bunk to join us as we fight the good fight!